Posted on March 9th, 2008 by admin in
Catism O HAI GUISE.
I iz do campayne, want yur opinyunz.
Tuday kidz in skulez learn teh languages, oui? They is lern Inglish, (surprisingly I is drop out of skule, but luckily mai grammur has always been megagud), Spanish, French, and whatnot.
Where are cat language? Teh reel language of luv.
Kidz shud need lern lolcat speak, to understand us felines.
But of course, this are onli indicating teh underlying problums we has in teh wurld.
Catism.
Sum peepul call teh politicians fatcats.
WTF.
They is not cats, they has no furz, they has no whiskers, they has not teh kute eerz.
In this humble cat’s opinyun, it’s high time we got a movement against catism. Who are ready to stand up and be a Martin Luther Cat? Felines unyte agenst teh humanz.
Peeseful protest.
We duz it.
Fur now mai frends, K THX BAI.
O HAI GUISE.
Tomorrow r Mudder’s Dai. A faked day made up bai Hallmark of course, but I is still purchase gift fur mai momz. She gave burth to me, and groomed me back in teh dayz before I lost mai furs.
I gots her a card, teh flowurs (lolz I is take them from nayburs gardens) and some catnips. What did you bai for your momz?
Also guise, after last week’s experyence with teh catists, I feel like forming some sorta protest group to fyt teh catists. What you thinks?
People have been asking me where I live lately, I wuda tawt this was obvious guise! I live where all teh cule cats reside. I show you piktur :
Ani reederz livin here too? Let me knows.
I has to go steelin buyin more flowurs for momz.
K THX BAI
Posted on February 23rd, 2008 by admin in
Catism O HAI GUISE.
Happy Caturday. I has had busy day today, went shopping with mai cat buddies.
I think some of teh shopz is catist though, as we was kicked outta the joints. They said we was getting hairs everywhere. WTF.
Firstly, I are shaved cat. Hairs? I hasn’t got dem.
And mai friends are classy, we is not some shedding hobocats.
Also, Starbuckz is refuse to serve us milk and catnips in a saucer? WTF.
We hissed in disgust and walked out at their offer of a mug. Do we has hands? Do we has thumbs? No, we has paws, which are not capables of handlin’ such drinkin’ devicez.
Catist. They is it.
We noes in future to stick with cheezburgerz, traditional cat fude.
I has to go anywayz, some catgurlz waiting for me at teh parti. They is want some hairless pussy like me, you knows it.
Posted on February 16th, 2008 by admin in
Caturday O HAI GUISE.
It are caturday, teh day I blawgs.
I has had interesting week. Last night I was teh drunks cat, had some catnipz too, so had a megahangovur this mornin.
Here’s a pic of one of mai buddiz after a few catbeers too many.
We tried to shave his fur after he passed out, but he are do a catpuke all over us, and then we is pass out too. Lolz we’z gonna put that pic up on catspace for everyone to laff at.
Someday I’ll share teh stori of how mai fur got shaved, it are a lil’ embarassing doh, so I has not teh curage to share yet.
Anyway, thatz all for now. Check bak next caturday for more updaytes.
K THX BAI
O HAI GUISE.
I are a cat, a shaved cat. I is make blog for your pleasure. Plz check bak evury Caturday fur updatez.
As teh blog is onli nue, you is have to bear with me, as mai paws cannot type too fast, and I has to change settingz and stuf.
K THX BAI